Overheard in Gaza: This is An Actual Headline
"Their God changes the path of our Rockets in mid-Air" comment from a Gaza Terrorist.
Am Yisrael Chai.
Any sufficiently superior technology is indiscernible from godhood.
Isn’t that like the Iraqis believing that Allah’s will guided their bullets or whatever?
Explains why their aim is shit I guess.
Ignoring the lack of scientific knowledge, I want to just focus on the terrorist’s beliefs and I have two comments…
(1) Isn’t the god of Judaism and the god of Islam the same guy? Was there an official change made that I wasn’t made aware of…did we finally admit the God of Judaism and Christianity is by an large a god of love and not a genocidal psychopath and Allah is, well,…
(2) If you’re admitting that Yahweh is acting in a direct way in favor of the Jews…wouldn’t that be a clear sign to stop acting like a terrorist. Go ask Ramses what happens what happens when you shit on HIS chosen people. I just don’t see how someone can believe that God is acting against you in a direct way and still feel comfortable in moving forward opposing his will.
(Please keep in mind this is all coming from a Pagan, so it’s not like I necessarily believe God would act in such a direct way…but from the terrorist’s point of view, if he actually believed what he’s saying, then there is even a larger logical disconnect in their actions than what I had believed before.)